Hello there friends! Planning on a heavenly afterlife? I wouldn't count on it if I were you. But if you simply must know what sort of fate awaits you in the hereafter, just take this simple quiz... See you 'round!

SLOTH
I like to:
a. Put off 'till tomorrow what I can do today.
b. Take an occasional nap on the job.
c. Hibernate in winter.

GREED
I Have:
a. Left restaurants without tipping.
b. Left restaurants without paying the check.
c. Made a killing in cartoon merchandising.

LUST
I am sexually aroused by:
a. Attractive members of the opposite sex.
b. Attractive members of the same sex
c. Pie

GLUTTONY
I eat:
a. Between meal snacks.
b. Between between meal snacks.
c. Therefore I am.

ENVY
I am jealous of people with:
a. Good looks.
b. Hair
c. Goatees

ANGER
I sometimes:
a. Get "mad".
b. Get "really mad".
c. Get my shotgun.

PRIDE
I am:
a. God's gift to the opposite sex.
b. God's gift to the world.
c God.

How to score
10 points for each a.
20 points for each b.
50 points for each c.

If your total is:
0-70....you are more than likely going to Hell.
80-150....you are defiantly going to Hell.
160-350....Hell is your destiny.